i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts
This is genius
- Me: Afraid to answer phones.
- Me: Afraid to answer the door.
- Me: Afraid to order food.
- Me: Afraid to be in a room full of people I don't know.
- Me: Afraid to talk to people on Tumblr.
- Me: Afraid to talk to people in real life.
there are two types of crushes:
1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”
2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
there is no in between